The opening scene of the season premier left me completely speechless, perched on the edge of my couch with my fingers extended toward the TV trying desperately to save my favorite guys! I totally thought Glen was getting ready to bite the dust, and Daryl... oh, Daryl.
I actually cried. I mean tears and snot racing down my face kind of cried.
However, I should have never underestimated the all powerful Rick Grimes. Watching our fearless group mow down that herd of zombies and find their way back to the woods... another OMFG moment, for sure!
And, Carol putting her badassedness out there on display to save our favorite survivors had me dancing on my couch, cheering at the top of my lungs, and screaming "Go Carol, fuck'em up!" at the TV. I'm pretty sure that my neighbor, who is a police officer walked past my house twice to make sure I wasn't killing someone myself ;)
Then we get to see Carol reunite with Daryl. Ah... When I witnessed that poetic embrace, Carol and Daryl's song came to mind;
"Carol is sterile and Daryl is feril... a match made in hell." It truly brought tears of joy to my eyes. And that's saying something, because of my MS I couldn't see the night the premier actually aired. I had to wait till the following morning to watch.
Tyrese holding baby Judith when Rick and Carl see her. A father's love should never be doubted, well... even if he's not the bio daddy. Rick is her daddy.
The next holy shitballs moment for me was seeing Bob on the ground missing half his leg. I loved it when he screamed, "You ate tainted meat!" and laughs maniacally. If you're gonna die, best to help your friends and throw the enemies off their game. He did.
Poor Sasha. Will she find love again? God, I hope so. Love looks good on her.
Michonne is the same badass that I aspire to be. Love her!
Maggie and Glen... what can I say. I'm kind of disturbed that Maggie doesn't know for certain her sister, Beth's fate and yet she's willing to take off to DC. I'm super glad that my sisters aren't like that.
Abe and Ro... could you two just go ahead and bump uglies already. PS... to the actor that plays Abraham... I heard about the sex scene between you and your on screen wife... I heard your ass is smooth as a dolphins' back. Sounds nice!
Eugene... Eugene... Eugene... I knew your crazy ass wasn't a scientist. But... I'll give you this, you make me laugh with your "Rainman-esque" type batshit craziness.
Tara... I hope you find a new love to swim in the lady pond with. Everyone needs love in the apocalypse.
Now, for Beth... can I just say this... HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT! Beth is coming into her own badassedness and it looks good on her. She's not the timid little girl from season 2 anymore. That bi-atch is scheming! Go girl! I hope that you're the one that gets to take out that bitch cop Dawn.
So, I've recapped. Told you in brutal honesty how I feel. Now, it's your turn. What do you think will happen next? Which one of our group will we be sending off in the memoriam on The Talking Dead with Chad?
Next Sunday, my homemade chili will be in the crockpot. My leopard print snuggly, fleece pj's will be adorning my body and my matching blanket will be draped across my legs, and I will be in my recliner at 9pm EST to find out what happens next in... The Walking Dead!